Fancy Pan-T''s

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.
kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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How do dick pics make u feel?

the-inspired-lesbian:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This post will follow me forever… won’t it. 


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king-satan-nipple:

neon-casket:

hellisbehindthehorrific:

An abandoned babydoll underwater.

this is really scary but also the doll looks like it is playing a saxaphone

talk fishy to me